Future girlfriend…if you are on here I’ll make you a deal. Obviously if you’re my future gf you like awesome things like me, so here’s the deal. If/when you announce yourself to me, I promise to get this for you.
a motherfucking badass dragon ear wrap courtesy of ThinkGeek
Offering ThinkGeek gifts AND single. LAAAAAAAADIES.
(to be perfectly clear, I think this is the number one way to woo anyone)